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We here at Candle Vandal would like to celebrate the beautiful union of two amazing people (that will inevitably just end up hating each other in five or six years), with these awesomely funny engagement and marriage candles. They smell amazing, will burn up to 6o hours and have an awesome bamboo lid. All of our marriage and engagement candles are infused with the essence of settling for the same penis forever. We now pronounce you TRAPPED forever!

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Marriage & Wedding Engagement

Bridezilla Candle

$30.00 $25.00
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Engaged As Fuck Candle

$30.00 $25.00
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I Said Yaaasss Candle

$30.00 $25.00
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It’s About Fucking Time Candle

$30.00 $25.00
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Married As Fuck Candle

$30.00 $25.00
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My Wife Is Hot Psychotic Candle

$30.00 $25.00
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Off The Market Candle

$30.00 $25.00
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Wife of the Party Candle

$30.00 $25.00
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You May Now Spank The Bride Candle

$30.00 $25.00