Welcome to the Candle Vandal sex candle page. We have the coolest and funniest sex-themed candles on the planet. Our funny sex candles smell amazing, will burn up to 6o hours (just think how many knocking boots sessions 60 hours will cover) and each come with an awesome bamboo lid. Just imagine one (or seven) of these beautiful candles sitting on your bedside table before, during and after those smush sessions. The hot wax could be a bonus too. Just sayin’:)
- The perfect gift for your best friend, bff, bestie, co-worker, mom, sister, in-law, wife, husband, spouse, boyfriend, girlfriend or lover. It makes an amazing present for any family member or lifelong friend with an amazing sense of humor, or it could make the perfect gift for yourself.
- Makes a great gift for any occasion – Birthday gift, Christmas gift, Hanukkah gift, stocking stuffer, Mother’s Day gift, anniversary gift, engagement or wedding gift, bridesmaids’ gift, graduation gift, Valentine’s Day gift, Sweetest Day gift, retirement gift, going away gift, housewarming or new home gift or a just because gift. Show that special someone you care by making them laugh and smile with this beautiful candle.
- Candle weight is 1.5lbs with 12oz of rich and creamy vanilla-scented hand-poured soy wax in a beautiful premium reusable solid white glass jar, has a burn time of approximately 60 hours and includes a stylish Candle Vandal embossed bamboo lid.
- Add a splash of fun to any room in your house, home, bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, living room, den, foyer, office, conference room or cubicle. Perfect for long romantic evenings, relaxing hot baths or simply set it on your side table while you enjoy a good book and a glass of wine.
- Our mission in life is to make ridiculously fun, funny, raunchy, inappropriate, naughty, hysterical and sassy candles for ridiculously fun people and put ridiculously big smiles on their faces.